Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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