smell my finger.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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