u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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