she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You can make out without kissing
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