I think I died a long time ago.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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