In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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