nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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