420 ftw
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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