Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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