I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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