We're like a lot better than the average bears
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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