I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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