All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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