i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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