he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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