Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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