so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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