I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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