We won't sleep together?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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