At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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