So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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