yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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