That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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