too bad you live with your parents still
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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