I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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