Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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