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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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