508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's shark week go big or go home
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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