I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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