In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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