just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Randomize
