Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your dad touched me again.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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