he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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