I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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