Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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