For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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