do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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