apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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