I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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