Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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