How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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