I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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