Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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