You're so nebulous sometimes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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