This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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