Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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