We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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