she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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