# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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