is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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