Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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