Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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