Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its not stalking. its research.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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