Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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