Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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