And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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