I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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