Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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